BRONSONS SO FAST YOU'LL CRY

There’s fast—and then there’s Bronson Bearings fast. If you’ve ever slapped a fresh set into your wheels and pushed off, you’ll know the feeling: your board doesn’t just roll, it launches. One second you're cruising, the next you're contemplating wind resistance like a human speed missile.

Rumor has it Bronsons are so smooth, they may actually generate enough G-force to make your eyes water. Is it wind? Is it emotion? Or are your tear ducts just being yanked into hyperspace? Either way, that post-push breeze isn’t for the faint-hearted—or the dry-eyed.

Some claim they’ve reached speeds so intense, small insects have been vaporized on contact. Okay, maybe not, but these bearings are precision-machined for minimal friction and maximum speed, which can feel like riding a lightning bolt made of polished steel.

Sure, you could go slower. You could wear goggles. Or, you could embrace the tears, lean in, and let Bronson do what Bronson does—turn sidewalks into racetracks and humble hills into launch pads.

Just remember to blink occasionally. Your eyeballs will thank you.