CREATURE PRO RIDERS MIGHT ACTUALLY BE CREATURES

Let’s face it—Creature Skateboards doesn’t exactly scream “normal.” So it’s only fair to ask: Are the pros on Creature… actual creatures? The evidence? Start with David Gravette. Dude’s basically a gremlin crossed with a mountain goat—lives in the woods, wrestles fish, and throws himself down rails like gravity’s just a suggestion.

Then there’s Darren Navarrette—sorry, “The Vertical Vampire.” You’re telling me that’s not supernatural branding? And Willis Kimbel? Definitely part swamp beast, part transition wizard.

Cory Hitz? He rides with the fearlessness of something that’s already been dead and come back for more. The style’s too raw, too weird, too... Creature.

So maybe Creature’s team selection isn’t just about skill. Maybe you’ve got to be a little monstrous, a little undead, or at least willing to hurl yourself into the abyss like you’ve got nine lives.

Which, frankly, checks out.